We’re Going to Mars, Part I

Big field-trip day at daycare on April 13th, Ian looks ready to go!

Here we are at the museum. Mostly because I’m writing this here, I’ll never forget that one of the museum staff gave me crap about my kid sitting on my lap. She said her name was Mrs. B. I made up words for the “B” in my head. They weren’t kind words. Anyway, it turns out the museum had an entire exhibit about making the trip to Mars! See this image larger.

Ian figured out he could make a whoosh noise by squeezing this bottle. It turns out we wouldn’t have these kinds of advancements if we hadn’t had the space program. See this image larger.

Time to try on the helmet!

It fits!

Apparently walking on Mars would not be entirely unlike walking on a couple of sponges strapped to your feet. I had no idea!

This particular leap reminds me of a certain “Boojamas” picture from a few years back. See this image larger.

Ian had a fun time messing with this stuff! See this image larger.

Finally it was time to go out and see the exhibit, or so I thought. See this image larger.

Instead Ian got to play with these light-up legos and a few other things in a small room. I couldn’t believe we paid money for this, but then somebody mentioned that we would be getting a voucher to get into the exhibit “free” on a different date. (“Free” was still a bit of a misnomer, but it was better than just seeing this one room.) See this image larger.

There’s a merry-go-round at the museum, and Ian enjoyed his ride! See this image larger.

I asked the horse if he enjoyed his ride, and he said “neigh.” See this image larger.

You might want to look at this picture bigger, as the look of excitement is very evident on Ian’s face. He had a great time! We bought a book, and decided that we would come back in a few weeks for Part II! See this image larger.

I’d heard about a small park that overlooked the landing airplanes at the airport… Ian and I spent a few minutes there, waiting for Mommy to come back from California. I found it on instinct, which was good, because there sure weren’t any signs pointing it out. See this image larger.

I forget why, but I was out of energy that week, so Mommy had to come home from her trip and give our kids a bath. Sorry Mommy! (EDIT – scratch that, I remember exactly why — The first of a few viruses started hitting me at this point, but I didn’t realize it. This one basically did not allow me to bend my knees or flex fingers or toes without arthritis-level pain. It lasted about a week-and-a-half.) See this image larger.

Nina tries for the “Buckwheat.” See this image larger.

Ian couldn’t look more manic if he tried…

I take that back.

Nina shows us her washcloth.

Our little cutie! See this image larger.

Our handsome boy! See this image larger.

Random April Goodness

April 8th, Melissa reads the kids a bedtime story.

Ian sleeps peacefully.

April 9th. Ok this one is going to be hard to explain. There’s a show called Yo Gabba Gabba that Nina watches that has big goofy characters with gigantic eyes and huge smiles. One of the characters is named Muno. Nina looked into Victoria’s Secret as we walked through the mall, saw the half-mannequins, and said “Muno’s family!” For the sake of clarification, I’ll spell this out: the bras and panties made eyes and smiles.

April 10th… we juuuust dropped Mommy off at the airport, and I decided to check the Home Depot in the area for hinges to continue the War On Brass. This particular Home Depot had racing car shopping carts. I pointed one out to the kids from the car, and they seemed mildly excited. I walked out and grabbed it and by the time I turned around, the kids had somehow worked themselves into some kind of punch-drunk frenzy. See this image larger.

We went on to have a great shopping trip, despite our sadness at Mommy leaving town to go all the way to California! See this image larger.

Awww! See this image larger.

The “wearing a diaper on your head” fashion trend continues… who started this ridiculousness? None can say. (Daddy did!) I SAID “NONE CAN SAY.”

Ian enjoys a moderately warm day, a nice one for April. See this image larger.

Easter 2012!

This is a shot from April 3rd as a sort of bonus. Did you ever wonder how a little two-year-old could take up 90% of the bed? Mystery solved!

April 8th, and we got a package from Aunt Jill! See this image larger.

There was a card! See this image larger.

Nina got a fluffy bunny and a sucker! See this image larger.

And Ian got an alligator! See this image larger.

Look out! See this image larger.

Soon it was time to dress up and head out to church!

Too bad this one was blurry, but we got some other shots of Nina with her cute hat on!

As we’re leaving church!

There was cuteness and anticipation in the air! See this image larger.

*Pardon me, would you like to read some literature about Jesus?* See this image larger.

When we got home, Grampa Dave and Gramma Marcia had hoppity-hop hopped over from Southgate – it was Easter Egg Huntin’ time!

Ooh here’s one! See this image larger.

And another! See this image larger.

Got one! See this image larger.

Oooh I bet this is a good one! See this image larger.

Ian still lights up like a lightbulb during this activity, which is awesome. See this image larger.

Good to see that little boy show up from time-to-time! See this image larger.

The hunt continues! See this image larger.

This was hilarious… we worked our way to the backyard, and suddenly the eggs got much, much bigger! See this image larger.

How’d that happen? See this image larger.

Almost perfect picture… if only I could have leaned a bit and caught Nina in there too! See this image larger.

Treasure in tow, Nina heads back to the house to get a better looksy! See this image larger.

That’s a heavy bag! See this image larger.

THERE’S CANDY IN THESE, NINA! AND STICKERS AND MICKY MOUSE!!! See this image larger.

Thank you, Grampa Dave and Gramma Marcia, for taking this lovely shot of the four of us!! See this image larger.

An upside-down shot, just for kicks! See this image larger.

Grampa Dave, Gramma Marcia and the kids shell out the grins! See this image larger.

We love you guys! Thanks for the Easter Egg Hunt! We know that takes a lot of extra work, you’re awesome! See this image larger.

Nina looking cute, but it might be time to switch into something more casual! See this image larger.

Having fun with a toy that Grampa and Gramma brought!

Ian got a cool R2-D2 microscope! See this image larger.

How’s this work, Grampa? (I ask Grampa Dave the same thing all the time, but I call him Dad!) See this image larger.

Bunny! See this image larger.

Grampa Dave reads Ian a book about the solar system! See this image larger.

Nina shows Gramma Marcia her fridge! *This is the freezer. Keeps stuff cold. Like seriously cold.* See this image larger.

Ian lookin’ cute in his dress-up shirt! See this image larger.

Diggin’ through some legos! See this image larger.

This book with a cut-out allows us to see how much Nina enjoys being read to! See this image larger.

Grampa Dave and Ian meet up in a tunnel!

We had great fun with Grampa and Gramma, thanks so much for making the trip! (Here, Nina uses a toy as a makeshift healing machine, checking each of my toes. Um… thanks?)

The boys next door and Ian go for a spin! See this image larger.

What a beautiful boy he is! See this image larger.

April At Last!

Alright, here’s April at last!

April 1st, and who is that little cutie with the flower-thingy in her hair?

Hey, hey! Who said you could take that off? See this image larger.

We’ve got at least another 3 pictures to take in this photoshoot young lady! See this image larger.

She looks like such a proper lady! See this image larger.

Thanks for sticking around to pose!

*Can I take this off yet?* See this image larger.

April 2nd, Nina has a nice breakfast at her table.

April 3rd, an Easter package from Aunt Mel!

Chaos ensues!

And there was much happiness in the land! See this image larger.

At this point it wouldn’t surprise me if Nina was learning how to read in this picture. See this image larger.

Ian gets right to building! See this image larger.

March Movies, Part III

Here are the final March videos, and then we’re onto April!

Video, March 18th
I’m not even sure what’s going on here, but she’s so sweet! I think she can see herself and she’s just having fun with the viewfinder! To see this video, click here.

Video, March 19th
Sometimes we get a glimpse of Ian the teenager. To see this video, click here.

Video, March 19th
I know this isn’t technically supposed to be funny. Oh get over it. To see this video, click here.

Video, March 21st
The hokey pokey, check it out! To see this video, click here.

Video, March 24th
Nina does the dishes. Don’t worry, we washed them again! 😉 To see this video, click here.

Video, March 26th
Ian learns to play SSX, a snowboarding game of extreme complexity. He still manages to pull off a really good game! Ian’s a sweet kid. To see this video, click here.

March Movies, Part II

Some additional March movies…

Video, March 13th
At a trip to Grampa Dave and Grandma Marcia’s, Ian and Nina put on a bit of a magic show for us. Ian loved the limelight, and he’s put on several magic shows for us since… This one was great, there’s another in May that’ll crack you up. To see this video, click here.

Video, March 14th
Sometimes I provide a soundtrack for our adventures featuring the sound/word “DUN DUN!” To see this video, click here.

Video, March 15th
I could watch this on a loop all day for some reason. It is like she’s experimenting with the Doppler effect. To see this video, click here.

Video, March 17th
Nina shows off her color-naming prowess at a local park. Listen carefully for her to say “Another (red) one” and something like “blue… two blues…” To see this video, click here.

Video, March 17th
The drive home from the park, I let the windows stay open and dropped it into third gear to see the effect on Nina’s hair. You’ll hear her giggle when I hit the right speed. Note that I don’t do this very often at all, and was very careful. To see this video, click here.

March Movies

Here comes our March movies at last.

Video, March 3rd
This video shows Nina double-checking Mommy’s order of a glass of water. Might not make sense, but the cute bit is Nina’s quick spins. You’ll see! Click! To see this video, click here.

Video, March 3rd
Same day, I try to get Nina to say “You’re welcome.” Instead she tells me that she played with Mia. Oh, just click. To see this video, click here.

Video, March 7th
Watch Nina shoot a small plastic gizmo, reload it, and shoot again three times in about the time it would take most people to do it once. The impish giggles are great! To see this video, click here.

Video, March 9th
Nina and Ian running in a circle and counting… To see this video, click here.

Video, March 9th
Nina doing all the parts of a knock knock joke all at once! To see this video, click here.

Video, March 12th
All I’ll say is, there’s a reason Ben Kenobi didn’t give Nina a lightsaber. Also, see what static does to our little girl’s hair! To see this video, click here.

Audio, March 12th
Nina singing “Wheels on the bus!” To hear this audio, click here.

A Day in the Life

After reading what I wrote about Pajama Day, I realized how day-to-day life is changing, and I wanted to make a note of what the day is like here.

Somewhere between 6 and 8am: Nina wakes Mommy up, asks to be dragged into our bed, perhaps gets a little milk.

5 minutes later: Nina grabs Mommy’s iPad and starts watching “Foofah” which is Yo Gabba Gabba, a show from Nickelodeon. Mommy takes a shower.

Around 8am: Daddy wakes up Ian, and grabs the piles of clothes that Mommy carefully chose the night before.

8:15am: Daddy ushers the kids downstairs and gets them dressed for school if it is a school-day. This usually happens while watching a show on TV like Yo Gabba Gabba, Bananas in Pajamas, or Busytown Mysteries. Generally Daddy (foolishly) dresses the children even though they (particularly Ian) know how to do so. Nina asks for raisins for breakfast. Daddy fills up water cups, feeds the cat, shaves, and continues to help kids get dressed, perhaps feeding kids a little breakfast in the form of Cheerios.

8:30am: Mommy comes downstairs, kids get into coats. (Nina now decides that she needs to go potty… sigh.) Regardless as to whether or not the kids have eaten enough in the morning, they request cereal bars as if this is a God-given right. Kids are strapped into Mommy’s car, kisses are exchanged. Daddy breathes on windows of car and draws Muno for Nina, the Millennium Falcon for Ian, maybe writes their names… if it is cold out. Mommy slowly backs out so that Daddy can walk along the front of the car and wave good-bye. Sometimes she rolls down the windows if the kids are saying good-bye or I love you.

(Mommy drops off kids.)

9am-6:15pm: Work.

(Mommy picks up kids, loads them up, drives home, unloads them.)

6:25pm: Kids come home, and even though Daddy has been home all day, both kids say “WELCOME HOME, DADDY!” Daddy wanders up the steps eventually as dinner is put into motion by Mommy. Mommy and Daddy read the sheets that tell us how the kids did today.

6:30pm: At this point we might go outside for a little bit, particularly if Brendan and Jake are available, or just stay in and play. Usually the latter happens and the kids get in Mommy’s way while she cooks. The table is set. Hands are washed. Vitamins are distributed and consumed. We say grace. We eat dinner. (Ian usually does not eat whatever is being served…) Ian is excused from the table, he washes his hands, forgets his face, has to go back to the bathroom and try again. Second time he’s successful but leaves the light on in the bathroom, and must go back a third time. Nina is cleaned up with a wipe, she’s free for a few minutes, but suddenly has to go potty again.

7:30pm: Usually Ian has to go potty around this time as well.

8:05pm: When it gets closer to bedtime, there is an overall resistance to the very idea of bedtime that is palpable in the air. Eventually, pajamas are put on. Daddy generally does not help with tooth-brushing as it is a trial of patience that Daddy is ill-equipped for. Stories are read. Hugs goodnight are exchanged. Ian gets a sippy cup of cold water, Nina gets a zooey, and some milk. Ian gets to watch a couple videos on Daddy’s phone. Ian says a good-night prayer.

8:30pm: Ian gets up 2-3 times in the next hour needing something ridiculous.

Later: Mommy stays up late working and getting things ready for the children’s next morning. Daddy goofs around. Most nights Mommy and Daddy enjoy a show on Hulu Plus.

March Pajama Day

I’m writing this one for Ian, mostly.

Your old man is far from perfect, but this story is important because I’m not sure you’ll remember it in the big scheme of things — and I did something right, for a change. As elementary school nears, and things like pajama days become an event of the past, this is all the more important. I’m giving this to you so that you can balance it against some of my less finer points, I guess. We’re all still learning, this family.

You and your sister rode away in the back of Mommy’s car, headed for daycare in the wee hours of the morning. I slipped back inside after the usual “walk the car down the driveway” ritual and went to grab the milk out of the fridge when I saw the calendar of events for the day: “Pajama day.” But I knew you hadn’t left the house in pajamas. I ran upstairs, picked out a couple PJ options, and hopped in my car. I wasn’t trying to be dramatic, but on the way to daycare I admit to hoping I would look like a bit of a hero.

Again, I wasn’t trying, but somehow the timing was perfect. Mommy had just knelt to your side, your lip pouted out and your eyes began to brim with tears as you stood, surrounded by a class full of pajama’d children. But then Mommy looked up and smiled big as I walked in and presented jammies to you. Honestly, you weren’t as thankful as I thought you’d be — it turned out there was a new teacher there and part of your tears were from the unfamiliarity… but you were happy to see me, and it felt great to do something good.

I’ve had to yell at you a lot lately, because you don’t know how to sit still in a chair at dinner, or can’t seem to stop eating your own shirt. But I love you. I always love you and if I could somehow present you with the equivalent of your forgotten pajamas every day, wild dragons could not stop me from doing so. It is just that sometimes life has a way of not giving a dad the calendar that tells him what his son needs today. We’re all still learning, kiddo.

March Dialogue and Milestones

Here’s some of the fun things that were said and some milestones that were reached during the month of March…

Dialogue, March 2nd
Ian: “I’m so cool!”

Milestone, March 2nd
Nina Pees in potty again, is pretty proud that it turned yellow, proceeds to ask Mommy if pee pee can be blue, red, green, orange, or purple.

Dialogue, March 2nd
Nina’s been saying this for months: “Daddy, my Daddy!”

Dialogue, March 2nd
Again, Nina’s been saying this for weeks… a phrase at a time, she learns from Ian: “Daddy lemme showu sumpin!”

Dialogue, March 4th
Nina calls from crib: “Mommy. Mommy. Mommy? It’s me, Nina!”

Daycare Sheet, March 7th
Nina’s Daycare Caregiver: “This morning we did a lot of playing. Nina would stack the blocks then count to three and knock them down!

Daycare Sheet, March 8th
Nina’s Daycare Caregiver: “She kept doing her ‘knock knock’ joke all day!”

Milestone, March 8th
I was doing my laundry this day, when Nina showed up and said “My do.” I explained that white stuff went in a separate pile. I told her this precisely once. She then sorted my laundry, pressed the correct buttons, added imaginary soap (while I added real soap) and she slammed the drawer for the soap shut.

Dialogue, March 10th
Ian: “Nina, look up! Nina has really pretty eyes when she looks up.”

Daycare Sheet, March 16th
Nina’s Daycare Caregiver: For art she glued fruit loops on her rainbow! She did very good at matching the colors.

Dialogue, March 17th
I took the kids to one of our local parks. If I had had a stopwatch handy, I would not have had time to start it before Ian made a friend. His name was Adam and Ian simply walked toward the park, and before his feet hit the park surface he yelled “what’s your name?” The boy did resist Ian’s friendship a bit, but they played together anyway, and it was pretty heartening. At some point Ian met Adam’s dog whom Adam described as a super fire dog. Ian told him that his dog needed spots to work at the fire-station.

Dialogue, March 23rd
Daddy: “I don’t know where she went, I guess she has to go consult her oracle or something.”
Ian: “Insult her orkle? Daddy talks kinda funky now.”

Milestone, March 24th
Nina asked me to read a book three times, and then read it to me, more or less, having memorized it.

Milestone, March 24th
Nina filled in dialogue for two characters she was playing with.

Milestone, March 24th
Ian played outside with many older kids, and was great!

Milestone, March 26th
Ian learns the carpet is lava game.

Dialogue, March 26th
Daddy: “Alright Ian, you said thank you!”
Ian: “You know Dad, you’re supposed to say ‘You’re welcome.'”

Daycare Sheet, March 28th
Nina’s Daycare Caregiver: “She was a little opinionated today. she did end up telling me no a few times.”

Daycare Sheet, March 29th
Nina’s Daycare Caregiver: “She kept rolling in the wood chips.”

Daycare Sheet, March 30th
Nina’s Daycare Caregiver: “She was very excited to play, she just has so many friends. She sang the ABC song for us all by herself, it was adorable.”

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