The Legend of Captain Astronaut Dude

*Daddy, I’ma tell you another story. Gather ’round folks at home. This one’s about Captain Astronaut Dude. He used to drive in a buggy like this one.* See this image larger.

*Hi Daddy, I will be helping with the story. I’m Ian. Hi.* See this image larger.

*Once upon a time there was this big accident involving a space shuttle, a car, a truck a train, and a huge lego. Captain Astronaut Dude was the bad driver.* See this image larger.

*Deputy Stormtrooper arrived in his big birthday cake to settle the matter!* See this image larger.

*But Astronaut Dude, who was in the space shuttle? He said “I have points on my license already, I’m SO out of here!”* See this image larger.

*So he flew away!* KKKKHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! See this image larger.

*But a new sheriff had just been appointed, perhaps you’ve heard of her… Sheriff Nina. That’s my sister.* See this image larger.

*As a 90 foot space alien baby sheriff, Nina knew just what to do, she grabbed Astronaut Dude and stuck him in solitary confinement. That’s the punishment on Altair Nine for a hit and run.* See this image larger.

*Fum fay on a kwyet nite, ou can ftill hear himf makin a sfound wike dis “ARARARAGGGGGH!!!” The end!* See this image larger.