News Bulletin: Entire Room Swivels Around Baby
ROCKFORD, MI – Rockford area resident Nina Chapman received a surprise today while belly-down on her parent’s bedroom floor.
“It was very strange… ” Nina observed. “I sort of moved to my right in a rolling fashion, and suddenly my back was stuck to the floor, and the ceiling was underneath me.”
She claims the entire room spun, apparently hard enough to push her against the floor while the ceiling was below her, some 10-12 feet distant. When her mother put her back on her belly, everything returned to normal. But then it happened again.
Witnesses claim the incidents have been blown out of proportion – “She just rolled over,” said Seth Chapman, the family cat. Two excited witnesses, claiming to be Nina’s parents, seemed to think this news was particularly awesome. “Hooray!”
However, the fact that this disturbance could happen again at any time haunted Nina’s thoughts. “It is the kind of thing that sticks with you. One day everything below you is carpet, and then boom. Change. Have you seen that ceiling fan? I’m not Indiana Jones, you know… still, it was kind of fun. I might do it again.”